Dream Casting…

Some have fantasy football… I have fantasy ballet nights. If I were going to die, I would cash out everything I own and have one super star studded night of good ballet. And, I probably would invite all of my friends and family as well. (That has yet to be decided) Now, with all of these international super star gala events… My lineup doesn’t seem that absurd, or impossible… But, if I had the chance to curate one night of magical goodness…. It would be:

Balanchine’s Serenade

Russian Girl: Tiler Peck, NYCB

Russian Girls: Whitney Jensen, Lia Cirio, Dusty Button, Misa Kuranaga – Boston Ballet

Waltz Girl: Hee Seo, ABT

Waltz Boy: Roberto Bolle

Dark Angel: Olga Smirnova, Bolshoi

Elegie Boy: Pete Leo Walker, Charlotte Ballet

Corps provided by Paris Opera

Balanchine’s Apollo

Apollo: Alexandre Hammoudi, American Ballet Theatre

Terpsichore: Me… for the sake of dancing with my Baby Daddy… Just kidding.  Julia Rowe San Francisco Ballet

Polyhymnia: Natalia Osipova, Royal Ballet

Calliope: Dorothee Gilbert, Paris Opera

Break

Matthew Bourne’s White Swan Pas De Deux

David Hallberg, Bolshoi/ABT

Fabrice Calmels, Jofferey

Esmeralda Female Variation

Svetlana Zakharova, Bolshoi

Giselle Second Act PDD

Giselle – Lucia Lacarra, Staatsballett

Albrecht – Kevin Jackson, Australian Ballet

Liza Variation from Who Cares?

Jeffery Cirio, Boston Ballet —— but instead of random tap steps can we do cool hip hop, or contemporary steps. Thanks.

A New Contemporary Solo choreographed by Benjamin Millepied 
Tiler Peck, NYCB

Onegin PDD

Steven Morse, San Francisco Ballet

Madison Keesler, English National Ballet

BREAK

PDD from Romeo and Juliet

Beckanne Sisk, Ballet West

James Whiteside, ABT

That would be some nimble biscuit dancing…

Le Palais de Cristal 

First Movement

Tiler Peck (NYCB) & Mathieu Ganio (Paris Opera)

PNB

Second Movement

Maria Kotchekova (SFB) & Amar Ramasar (NYCB)… i know height difference buuuut i think it would be like butter.

Bolshoi Ballet

Third Movement

Michaela Deprince (Het National Ballet) & Derek Dunn (Houston Ballet)

New York City Ballet

Fourth Movement

Patricia Zhou, Staatsballett and Jim Nowakowski  (Houston Ballet)

Paris Opera

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Ballet Commercials that make you gag

Parodies from the Free People Campaign make me giggle. Their original campaign was the most epic of failures.

whoops that was the real thing.. haha this is the parody. (seriously it was that bad)

While their have been the epic failures of ballet commercials… there have been some bangin ones. Like Misty Copeland’s UnderArmour.

Tamara Rojo for Lexus. Beyond Fierce

Korean Ballet Dancer collaborating with Levi’s

Funny one’s like this older Spanish ad.

And this Holiday’s recent ad featuring VISA, GAP and Maria Kotchekova and SFB